Kicker Tryout Finally Allows ESPN to Mention Jets
A kicker’s YouTube video has earned him a tryout with the New York Jets and thus, finally giving ESPN a chance to talk about the New York Jets.
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God Chooses McElroy To Start Apocolypse Over Tebow
In a shocking decision, God has decided to go with Greg McElroy to start the Apocalypse over Time Tebow.
Tennessee To Go Door-To-Door To Find Head Coach
Tennessee’s search for their next head coach has turned desperate. However, Athletic Director Dave Hart is optimistic about this new idea.
Movember Dreamin’
Erin had a peculiar dream last night. And by peculiar, we mean the exact plot of A Christmas Carol. Only with mustaches.
Marlins Trade Away Roster To Help Pay Electric Bill
The Miami Marlins and Toronto Blue Jays took part in a 12-player trade that would ship most of the Marlins franchise to Toronto… And it’s all to help Miami pay their electric bill.
Knicks Ads Adopted By A WNBA Team
Now the WNBA is taking failed ads from the NBA to help their league grow… Or at least be talked about.
Chris Johnson Questionable For Week 8, Really Tired From Week 7
After rushing for 195 yards on 18 carries in Week 7, Chris Johnson is questionable for Week 8 due to being really really tired.
Alex Rodriguez Strongly Considering a Return to Steroids
New York Yankees third basemen Alex Rodriguez is considering a return to his roid-riddled glory days.
No One Can Tell The Difference Between NHL Lockout And Regular Season
The NHL has been locked out for nearly a month now, and really, no one can tell a difference.
Replacement Refs Not Sure What To Do Now
The NFL came to term with the regular officials late Wednesday night, leaving replacement officials unsure what they should do now.
Tour de France Not Sure Last Time Someone Legally Won Tour de France
With all of the doping in the Tour de France, organizers are struggling to find a winner for any of the recent races.
Everyone an Expert on Olympic Sport They Played When They Were Four
Experts are coming out of the woodwork for the 2012 London Olympics.