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25 Different Ways To Wear Eye Black

UCLA Eye Black
Clearly he was just inked in the face by an octopus. (pic via @cjzero)

If there’s one thing we’ve learned from the college football season this year, it’s that the UCLA Bruins don’t know how to wear eye black. In their game against the USC Trojans, the Bruins proved to their world that they’re a really good football team really bad at applying eye black.

We’re here to provide different examples of how to apply eye black, since UCLA clear has no idea what they’re doing.

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The Classic

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The Tebow

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The “All I Had Was Eyeliner”

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The High School Baseball Player

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The Bryce Harper

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The John Randle

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The Math Nerd

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The Alice Cooper

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The Batman

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The Raccoon

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The Maybe He’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Maybelline

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The Clockwork Orange

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The Sting

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The Blatant Racist

(Don’t EVER do this one.)

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The Jack Skeleton

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The Spider

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The Goth

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The Youth Pastor

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The Black Swan

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The Groucho Marx

(aka The Eugene Levy)

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The Hypnotist

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Tha Carter

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The Brown Noser

(aka The Teacher’s Pet, aka The Stanford Student)

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The Program

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The Free Wifi

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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11 thoughts on “25 Different Ways To Wear Eye Black

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    August 13, 2022 at 11:46 am
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    Lol this was great

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    January 15, 2023 at 8:09 pm
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    These designs were absolutely hilarious! Made me laugh out loud.

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      May 26, 2023 at 7:47 am
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      I loved all of these but I’m in Softball so make some for that

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    March 8, 2023 at 11:27 am
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    Absolutely histarical thanks for some great art Austin!

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    April 18, 2023 at 11:15 am
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    imagine being an old man who plays lacrosse

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    May 26, 2023 at 5:14 pm
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    This is no joke very good will be in the program this weekend!!!

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