Saturday, July 13, 2024

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VIDEO: Life Lessons with Chocolate Chip

Sometimes in life, you meet people who truly change the trajectory of your life by sharing insight with you that alters your perspective and truly transforms you into a better person. And for me, my new friend Chocolate Chip is not that guy. He’s so much more. Chocolate Chip G 3 is great and clearly full of wisdom (anyone who can point out that throwing darts is easier than taking darts is clearly wise beyond their years). CCG3 is a truth-teller and knowledge birther. He loves as the day is long. And he truly will embrace you with a warm hug. I’m not sure I’ll ever see Chocolate Chip G 3 for the rest of my days, but I know this, my life has been more enriched because he was in it. If only even for just a fleeting moment. Chip G, thank you for all you’ve done for me. I will never forget you. You or your delicious chocolate chip tattoo which sits so conveniently placed above your giraffes of the Serengeti tattoo.

And always remember, it’s easier to throw darts than to take darts.


Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.