Penn State To Remove Paterno Name From Tombstone
Penn State’s Board of Trustees decided early Tuesday morning to remove the Paterno name from Joe Paterno’s tombstone, in the wake of the sanctions handed down yesterday by the NCAA.
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Heat Fans Excited For Finals, Already Have TiVos Set To Watch Tomorrow
Miami Heat fans are so excited for the NBA Finals, they’ve already set their DVRs so they can watch it when they take a break from the beach tomorrow or something.
Russell Westbrook Proposes New Jerseys
Russell Westbrook has a suggestion for new Oklahoma City Thunder jerseys.
Spoelstra: “I Must Do Better In My Role Of Pretending To Coach.”
After the Heat’s recent playoff loss, pretend head coach Erik Spoelstra realizes he must fake coaching better than he has.
Roger Goodell Confiscates Hornets No. 1 Pick As Part Of Saints Punishment
After winning the first pick in the NBA Draft Lottery, the New Orleans Hornets had the pick confiscated by Roger Goodell as part of the Saints bounty program punishment.
Hipster Joe Maddon Releases Lineup “You Haven’t Heard Of Yet”
It started with the glasses, and after yesterday’s stunt, it appears Joe Maddon is a full-blown hipster.
Skip Bayless Unimpressed that LeBron James Invents Time Travel
Skip Bayless is unimpressed with LeBron James, no matter what.
Sports Fans Prepare to Pretend to Care About Olympic Sports
The 2012 Summer Olympics are almost here, meaning, it’s almost time to pretend you care!
Soccer Fan at Bar Has Rebuttals to Everything Said
Per usual, a soccer fan must have the last word in everything.
NCAA Issues Nation-Wide Ban of Hoodies for Minority Student Athletes
The NCAA has recently decided to ban the use of hoodies amongst minority student athletes. Makes sense for an organization that O.K.ed the BCS.
Spreading Awareness: Norfolk State Syndrome
Help us spread awareness of the newest deadly disease affecting many during this time of year… Norfolk State Syndrome.
Peyton Manning Retires After Weighing Underwhelming Options
Peyton Manning’s Free Agency Tour has come to an end.