REPORT: Alabama, Texas A&M Terrifyed To Play Each Other
Reports have come out that both Alabama and Texas A&M are terrified for Saturday’s game.
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CBS Unveils “Johnny Manziel Cam,” Admits They Don’t Know Any Other A&M Players
For Saturday’s Alabama v. Texas A&M game, CBS is unveiling a camera solely dedicated to filming Johnny Manziel. Mainly because they don’t know any other A&M players.
New York Giants RB David Wilson Reported Missing
After fumbling twice in the season opener, New York Giants running back David Wilson has gone missing.
New York Jets Ready To Apologize for 2013 Season
As the 2013 NFL regular season kicks off, the New York Jets are already prepared to apologize for their performance.
Usain Bolt To Retire in 2016, Focus On Becoming A Horse
Usain Bolt announced yesterday that he will retire from sprinting after the 2016 Olympic Games to focus on becoming a horse.
Johnny Manziel Celebrates Touchdown By Killing Opposing Team’s Player
Johnny Manziel continues to push boundries when it comes to his celebrations and taunting. This time, it went a little far.
ESPN’s Chris Berman Suffers Head Explosion
While attempting to come up with a nickname, Chris Berman’s head exploded.
Terrell Owens Booted From Hooters’ Fantasy Football Draft
Former All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens was forced to leave from a local Hooters today after harassing patrons during their fantasy football draft.
Little Leaguer Banned For PED Violation
The Little League World Series was rocked with the news that Corpus Christi, Texas right fielder Stevie “Big Moose” Kowalski tested positive for several banned substances before Thursday’s game.
NHL Inks Lucrative TV Deal With TLC
The NHL has inked a new TV deal with TLC, the same channel that airs reality shows about things you wouldn’t normally be interested in.
MLB Set To Clean Up The Sport, Both Past And Present
Major League Baseball vows to clean up the sport, both past and present. So it’s time to start testing players who are already in the Hall of Fame, both alive and dead.