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NFL Satire 

Roger Goodell Suspends Ray Rice Again, Just To Be Safe

June 13, 2015August 2, 2022 Joe

Ray Rice has been suspended again by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. This time due to a misunderstanding of a tweet.

College Basketball Satire 

Camp For College Basketball Scrubs Garners The Attention It Doesn’t Really Deserve

May 12, 2015May 12, 2015 Joe

A camp for the worst of the worst basketball players is garnering attention from colleges, solely to fill their quota of white guys to sit on the bench.

MLB 

Korked Bats’ MLB Preview: American League

March 31, 2014March 31, 2014 Joe

Why wait 162 games to see how your favorite MLB team will do? Check out our MLB American League preview here.

MLB 

Korked Bats’ MLB Preview: National League

March 31, 2014March 31, 2014 Joe

Why wait 162 games to see how your favorite MLB team will do? Check out our MLB National League preview here.

NFL Uncategorized 

25 Things To Do Now That The NFL Is Over

February 7, 2014February 7, 2014 Joe

Now that the NFL is over, you’re going to need help with ideas of things to do. Don’t worry, we’ve already started a list.

NFL Satire 

Tom Brady To Host A Non-Super Bowl Party This Year

January 27, 2014January 28, 2014 Joe

After publicly proclaiming that he will NOT be watching the Super Bowl, Patriots QB Tom Brady has announced he is throwing a NON-Super Bowl Party this year.

College Football Satire 

Alabama Working On A Deal To Keep Katherine Webb

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Joe

After losing A.J. McCarron to the NFL Draft, the University of Alabama is trying everything in it’s power to keep his girlfriend, Katherine Webb, for another year or two or five.

NFL Satire 

REPORT: Peyton Manning May Miss Playoffs Due To Work Schedule At Papa John’s

January 6, 2014January 6, 2014 Joe

All-Pro quarterback Peyton Manning will possibly miss the playoffs due to his busy work schedule at his part-time job, Papa John’s.

NFL Satire 

Mike Shanahan Shuts Down Redskins Fans For Remainder Of Season

December 23, 2013December 23, 2013 Joe

After shutting down quarterback Robert Griffin III for the remainder of the season, Redskins Head Coach Mike Shanahan has decided to shut down Redskins fans for the year as well.

NFL Satire 

Manning Family Puts Eli Up For Adoption

December 22, 2013December 22, 2013 Joe

After his poor performance this season, the Manning family decides to give up Eli for adoption.

MLB Satire 

Yankees Buy The Houston Astros Using Groupon

December 16, 2013December 16, 2013 Joe

The New York Yankees have purchased the Houston Astros using a great Groupon they found online.

College Basketball College Football Satire 

Actor Kevin Bacon Hit With Major NCAA Sanctions

December 4, 2013December 4, 2013 Joe

Famed actor Kevin Bacon was hit hard with NCAA sanctions after President Mark Emmert watched his film, The Air Up There, on Netflix last week.

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