WNBA Celebrates Breaking 10,000 Attendance Mark
WNBA President Laurel J. Ritchie announced this week that the league has finally eclipsed the 10,000 mark in attendance
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Former NFL Coach Bill Cowher Arrested On Home Invasion, Talking Cable/Internet Options
Former Pittsburgh Steelers Head Coach and current NFL on CBS analyst/giggler Bill Cowher was arrested earlier this week on suspicion of stalking, home invasion, and trying to sell Time Warner Cable to complete strangers.
Dodgers Can’t Afford NLCS Trip Due To High Payroll, Will Forfeit Season
With their extremely high payroll, the Los Angeles Dodgers have been forced to forfeit the season due to insufficient funds.
Houston Astros Announce Yard Sale Plans: “Everything Must Go!”
To help reimburse fans for their horrid 2013 season, the Houston Astros are having a yard sale where they will sell memorabilia, players, and ownership of the team.
Hipster Joe Maddon Releases ALDS Lineup “You Haven’t Heard Of Yet”
Tampa Bay Rays Manager Joe Maddon has become such a hipster since he began rocking his thick rimmed glasses a few years ago. Now, he’s releasing lineups we haven’t even heard of yet.
Nick Saban Asks Lonely Recruit To Sadie Hawkins Dance
Nick Saban has always been know for his intense approach to recruiting. Well the Alabama head coach continued to raise the bar after asking a recruit to a Sadie Hawkins Dance.
Bud Selig’s Career Highlights
MLB Commissioner Bud Selig has announced his retirement. We take a look at his career highlights.
“We Want To Be Taken Seriously,” Says Bucs Head Coach While Playing In Stadium’s Pirate Ship
“I made this move, because I don’t think the NFL takes our franchise seriously,” Schiano said swinging from the front end of the Raymond James Stadium’s pirate ship, dressed like a pirate.
Browns Set Sights On Bridgewater, Bridgewater Quits Football
After learning the Cleveland Browns are interested in drafting him, Louisville quarterback Teddy Bridgewater made other plans.
Saints Will Place Drew Brees In Plastic Bubble For Remainder Of The Season
The New Orleans Saints are being extra careful with Drew Brees after seeing his NyQuil commercials.
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Wisconsin-Arizona State Ending Was A Hoax
After Saturday night’s wild ending to the Wisconsin-Arizona State game, Jimmy Kimmel confessed on his show that it was all just an elaborate hoax.
NFL Hires Ray Lewis As Murder Consultant
The NFL has created a new task force and they hired Ray Lewis to be in charge of it.