Happy 50-Year Anniversary To Oregon Blowing Up A Dead Whale Carcass
Wanna watch a whale blow up? You came to the right place. 50 years ago, Oregon tried to detonate a dead whale carcass bomb. It went as bad as you’d imagine.
Nothing to do with sports
This Is A Very Important Message To Anyone Who Carved A Pumpkin This Year
If you are a pumpkin carver, then listen up. We have a very important message for you and involves disposing of your pumpkin AFTER Halloween.
It’s Time We Talk About How Jacked The New ‘Jake From State Farm’ Is
Like a good neighbor, State Farm makes you feel really self conscious about your personal body appearance because Jake is lowkey JACKED!
NFL Isn’t The Only Thing Back Tonight, So Is Our Instagram Account (@korkedbats)!!!!!!
Remember when our Instagram account got locked? Good news. We’re back. As of shortly after kickoff, our IG is back up and running. Thank you, KB Army.
Our Instagram Account (@korkedbats) Has Been Locked By Serbian Tennis Fans (We Think.)
Our Instagram account has been locked. Why? We think we have an idea, and it involves Serbian tennis fans who were overly sensitive about Djokavic’s DQ.
Apparently You Can’t Hit The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Naked, Even If Your Clothes Are In The Washer
You might want to sit down for this one… Apparently you have to be clothed whenever you hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru. Yup, we were shocked too.
If You Were Wondering If All Hope Is Lost, Nashville Airport Is Changing Their Carpet, So Yes It Is
Just when you thought you had heard the worst of any and all news, Nashville’s airport (BNA) announced they’re removing all carpet for terrazzo flooring.
The Girl Scouts Have Made A New Cookie Flavor And There’s Nothing We’ve Deserved More
Leave it to the Girl Scouts of America to pick us up when we truly need it, by dropping a brand new flavor for this upcoming season of GS cookie sales.
Share This Message With Every Dog Owner You Know
If you own a dog and take said dog on walks, you better pick up after them when they poop. If you know anyone who doesn’t, send this to them.
Blockbuster Tweeted This Morning… IS BLOCKBUSTER BACK?!
Blockbuster returned to Twitter today… does this mean… could this mean… will it mean they’re returning to our lives again soon? Let’s dig deeper.
What’s The Scariest Part of Splash Mountain: The Drop At The End Or The Boat Sinking Before You Get There?
When you go on Splash Mountain, you know you’re going to get wet. But will it be from the drop at the end or when the boat SINKS?! WHAT THE?!?!
First A Global Pandemic, Now A Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich?
Read the room, Subway. Now’s not the time to unveil a new trash-ass sandwich. Especially a boneless fake rib meat sandwich, you ghouls!