Guess who’s back… back again? Korked Bats Instagram is back, go ahead and tell all your friends (that doesn’t rhyme, forgive me). Like Andy Dufresne, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side, we have risen from the depths of Instagram Jail.
The proverbial chains have been broken and WE.. ARE.. BACK! AND BETTER THAN EVER! Some might say back with a vengeance. Some might say back like Tiger. Some might say back like Texas. Some might say back like Mike. Some might say back like Ryan Tannehill. Some might say back like Gronk. You get my point.
WE. ARE. BACK!
And you know what? We would not have been able to do it with YOU, the KB Army. With your help using the #FREEKORKEDBATS, we were able to unchain our account. A huge THANK YOU is in oder to the KB Army because without you, well, we would be nowhere. In fact, we are expecting a personal, handwritten, and strongly worded apology from Mr. Mark “the Zuck” Zuckerberg himself sometime next week. We will definitely be following up with that. Like I said in our cry for help, it was a simple misunderstanding.
Unfortunately, we did not get the account back before the first game of the 2020 NFL season. It sucks, but life’s tough, we’ll get a helmet.
Here’s the full backstory, if you missed it: