The 2020 Korked Bats Best Picture Awards
This year, any of the Best Picture nominees would’ve won in any other year. So to make sure no one goes home empty handed, we’ve made our own awards.
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Netherlands Changing Their Name Again, This Time To Confuse Opponents
The Netherlands have announced today that they are changing their name again, effective immediately and in preparation of their knockout round matchup against Mexico.
A Day In The Life Of Erik Spoelstra 3 – By: Rob Fee
For the past two years, comedian Rob Fee has written posts for Korked Bats about what a day in the life of Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra would look like. He’s continued the tradition again.
President Obama Hosts Fantasy Basketball Champions At White House
President Obama hosts this year’s fantasy basketball champions at the White House in a ceremony to honor them individually.
Vin Scully Reveals Everyone’s Personal Secrets
Vin Scully recently shared what seemed to be an extremely personal story about Torii Hunter. Well, that’s not the only time he’s shared personal stories on the air.
ESPN’s Chris Berman Suffers Head Explosion
While attempting to come up with a nickname, Chris Berman’s head exploded.
Terrell Owens Booted From Hooters’ Fantasy Football Draft
Former All-Pro wide receiver Terrell Owens was forced to leave from a local Hooters today after harassing patrons during their fantasy football draft.
Little Leaguer Banned For PED Violation
The Little League World Series was rocked with the news that Corpus Christi, Texas right fielder Stevie “Big Moose” Kowalski tested positive for several banned substances before Thursday’s game.
NHL Inks Lucrative TV Deal With TLC
The NHL has inked a new TV deal with TLC, the same channel that airs reality shows about things you wouldn’t normally be interested in.
MLB Set To Clean Up The Sport, Both Past And Present
Major League Baseball vows to clean up the sport, both past and present. So it’s time to start testing players who are already in the Hall of Fame, both alive and dead.
Jets Send Sanchez Subtle Hint
New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez received quite a surprise when he showed up for training camp this past Monday.