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Dodgers Complete Historic 30-Team, 725 Player Trade In Pursuit Of First Title Since 1988
The Los Angeles Dodgers pulled off the unthinkable by trading for literally every player in baseball in hopes of winning their first title since 1988.
Way-Too-Early Odds To Win Super Bowl LV
Now that the Super Bowl just ended, it’s time to look on to the next one! Because Internet culture! So let’s take a look at the odds on favorites for SB LV!
A Transcript of Every Super Bowl Radio Row Interview
If you ever listen to sports talk radio during Super Bowl week that’s at radio row, then odds are you’ve listened to one (or a million) of these interviews.
20 Lesser Known Super Bowl Prop Bets
Each year, a list of Super Bowl prop bets drop for gamblers to bet on. However, there’s a seperate list that most people don’t know about. This is that.
Dusty Baker Named Astros Manager, Revives Nation’s Failing Toothpick Business
Dusty Baker will be named the Houston Astros new manager, which is good news for both the Astros franchise and the toothpick makers of America.
Eli Manning’s Retirement Letter
Eli Manning made his retirement official today with a press conference. However, he also penned a letter of appreciation, and we found a copy of it.
WWE Announces Next Kansas-Kansas State Game To Air On Pay-Per-View As Part of Wrestlemania 36
After the Kansas Jayhawks and Kansas State Wildcats brawl, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has signed the two teams to fight at this year’s WrestleMania.
No One’s More Excited For The Chiefs Super Bowl Than Mike Vrabel’s Penis
After the Chiefs beat the Titans to win the AFC title, no one was more relieved than Mike Vrabel’s penis. Especially after Vrabel’s preseason comments.
The Astros Have Fired Their Trash Can
More fallout from the Houston Astros cheating saga, as the team has now agreed to part ways with their trash can which played a huge part in stealing signs.
Our Best Derrick Henry Memes
Derrick Henry is a large man. A really large man. His size has spawned some internet memes, a la Shawn Oakman. So we’ve collected our best ones.