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Friday, April 26, 2024

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Our Best Derrick Henry Memes

This isn’t exactly a state secret, but Derrick Henry is huge. He’s listed at 6’3″ and 238 lbs. Yeah. Sure. IN HIS BRA! Given his size, he gets what he wants. Over the past week, we’ve hit you with some Derrick Henry memes.

Here are some more of our best Derrick Henry memes.

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Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Derrick Henry: I’m passing.

Gandalf: Ok, cool. Watch your step.

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TLC: ♫ Don’t go chasing waterfalls. ♫

Derrick Henry: What?

TLC: You can chase waterfalls if you’d like.

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Bagel Bites: When pizza’s on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

Derrick Henry: I don’t like bagels.

Bagels Bites: Ok, cool. You can have pizza whenever, whether on a bagel or not.

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Cashier: I’m sorry, we don’t accept American Express.

Derrick Henry: That’s the only card I have.

Cashier: We don’t except American Express because your purchase is free! Have a great day sir!

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Lil’ Jon: Turn down for what?!

Derrick Henry: Me.

Lil’ Jon: Ok, turn down for Derrick Henry, everyone!

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Capital One: What’s in your wallet?

Derrick Henry: No, what’s in YOUR wallet?

Capital One: Here, just take it!

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Backstreet Boys: ♫ AM I SEXUAL? ♫

Derrick Henry: No.

Backstreet Boys: You’re right. *covers up midriff*

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McDonald’s: Did somebody say McDonald’s?

Derrick Henry: No.

McDonald’s: It was probably just the wind or something.

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Chingy: Ya’ll know what this is.

Derrick Henry: I don’t know what this is.

Chingy: I shouldn’t have assumed. I’m sorry.

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Denzel Washington: King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on me!

Derrick Henry: Excuse me.

Denzel Washington: …but Shawn Oakman does!

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Wild Cherry: ♫ Play that funky music white boy! ♫

Derrick Henry: What?

Wild Cherry: Play whatever music you’d like, Mr. Henry.

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Cable Company: Someone will be at your house anytime between 9am to 6pm.

Derrick Henry: What time?

Cable Company: I will personally be at your house at 8:58am on the dot.

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Subway: Five… Five Dollar… Five Dollar Footlong

Derrick Henry: What?

Subway: Free… Free Footlong. Take it!

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50 Cent: Go Shawty, it’s your birthday.

Derrick Henry: It’s who’s birthday?

50 Cent: It’s YOUR birthday. I got you a present.

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Baudi Moovin: Don’t f*** with cats.

Derrick Henry: Excuse me?

Baudi Moovin: *logs off the internet, throws computer out the window*

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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