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WWE Announces Next Kansas-Kansas State Game To Air On Pay-Per-View As Part of Wrestlemania 36

LAWRENCE, KS — After last night’s near-chair throwing brawl, WWE CEO Vince McMahon has announced a new deal to bring the next Kansas-Kansas State game to WrestleMania 36.

“We are thrilled to bring this collegiate Royal Rumble to the squared circle as part of our flagship event, Wrestlemania,” McMahon said.

McMahon added that the punches, kicks and chair throws looked fake enough to fit the brand of WWE. تنزيل لعبة روليت

WWE superstar Roman Reigns said, “They went harder at each other than I do against my opponents, and it’s my job.”

This year the event will be held on April 5th, the night before the NCAA men’s basketball national championship game, so if Kansas was to advance that far, they’d be able to compete in both events.

When asked what about Kansas State, McMahon started laughing uncontrollably. “Oh, you really think they have a chance to make it that far? Good one,” he said while wiping tears away from his eyes.

Sources tell us Vince McMahon became extremely interested in this idea after hearing that he could make millions on the event without having to pay the athletes a dime. العاب للايفون

“We really don’t want to compromise their status as student athletes,” McMahon said. “So we’re just going to benefit off their likeness for them.”

However, sources tell us Kansas’s players will actually be taking a pay cut to compete in WrestleMania.

WWE’s WrestleMania has featured celebrities such as Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, the guy who played Deputy Dewey in Scream, and even Donald Trump, but this will mark the first time the event has featured college athletes.

WWE has assured fans that despite their history of getting distracted or knocked out by other wrestlers, the refereeing at WrestleMania will still be better than any college basketball game. رهانات الخيول

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