Coca-Cola Is Launching Its First Alcoholic Beverage In 2021 Which Is Perfect Because We Could All Use A Drink
In arguably the most needed news of 2020, Coca-Cola announces their finally dropping an alcoholic beverage. It’s about time.
Nothing to do with sports
It’s Time We Talk About How Jacked The New ‘Jake From State Farm’ Is
Like a good neighbor, State Farm makes you feel really self conscious about your personal body appearance because Jake is lowkey JACKED!
Vin Diesel Dropped A New Song & It’s So Bad, I Can’t Stop Listening To It & I Think I Like It?
In the most 2020 sentence ever: Vin Diesel debuted his new EDM song in front of a digital audience on The Kelly Clarkson Show. *Sigh*
NFL Isn’t The Only Thing Back Tonight, So Is Our Instagram Account (@korkedbats)!!!!!!
Remember when our Instagram account got locked? Good news. We’re back. As of shortly after kickoff, our IG is back up and running. Thank you, KB Army.
Apparently You Can’t Hit The Taco Bell Drive-Thru Naked, Even If Your Clothes Are In The Washer
You might want to sit down for this one… Apparently you have to be clothed whenever you hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru. Yup, we were shocked too.
If You Were Wondering If All Hope Is Lost, Nashville Airport Is Changing Their Carpet, So Yes It Is
Just when you thought you had heard the worst of any and all news, Nashville’s airport (BNA) announced they’re removing all carpet for terrazzo flooring.
Grit’s Mailbag
Each week we put it out to you, the reader to fill our Mailbag with questions for Grit. Here are this week’s questions. Along with Grit’s very wise answers.
The Girl Scouts Have Made A New Cookie Flavor And There’s Nothing We’ve Deserved More
Leave it to the Girl Scouts of America to pick us up when we truly need it, by dropping a brand new flavor for this upcoming season of GS cookie sales.
What’s The Scariest Part of Splash Mountain: The Drop At The End Or The Boat Sinking Before You Get There?
When you go on Splash Mountain, you know you’re going to get wet. But will it be from the drop at the end or when the boat SINKS?! WHAT THE?!?!
The Submissions For Mississippi’s New State Flag Are More Insane Than You Could’ve Guessed
A month ago we came up with some designs for Mississippi’s new state flag, which were ridiculous, but somehow not as ridiculous as the REAL submissions.
First A Global Pandemic, Now A Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich?
Read the room, Subway. Now’s not the time to unveil a new trash-ass sandwich. Especially a boneless fake rib meat sandwich, you ghouls!
Taylor Swift Is Dropping A Surprise Album And We Need A Group For Guys Who Are Low-Key Swifties
Taylor Swift has a new album dropping tonight at midnight and I’m stoked. But we also need a group for dudes who are lowkey Swifties to be stoked together.