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MLB Satire 

Nation Already Annoyed With Derek Jeter’s Farewell Tour

April 2, 2014November 2, 2022 Austin

The season just started and America is already annoyed with Derek Jeter’s farewell tour.

MLB 

Korked Bats’ MLB Preview: American League

March 31, 2014March 31, 2014 Joe

Why wait 162 games to see how your favorite MLB team will do? Check out our MLB American League preview here.

All Sports Satire 

Kim Kardashian Quotes Attributed To Famous Sports Figures

March 6, 2014January 24, 2020 Austin

What if Kim Kardashian’s quotes were attributed to some of sports’ most famous figures? It might look something like this…

All Sports Satire 

Shia LaBeouf’s Impact On The Sports World

March 5, 2014October 29, 2022 Austin

Shia LaBeouf’s bag over the head stunt has encouraged many people in the sports world to try the same thing.

MLB Satire 

St. Louis Cardinals Forgot To Get Mariano Rivera A Retirement Gift, Wondering If It’s Too Late To Mail Him Something

February 25, 2014February 25, 2014 Austin

The St. Louis Cardinals are in a serious offseason bind. They completely forgot to get Mariano Rivera a retirement gift last season, leaving them wondering if it’s too late to mail him something.

MLB Satire 

Alex Rodriguez Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Himself

January 15, 2014January 15, 2014 Austin

Alex Rodriguez is now suing the only person he hasn’t sued yet: Alex Rodriguez.

MLB Satire 

Yankees Buy The Houston Astros Using Groupon

December 16, 2013December 16, 2013 Joe

The New York Yankees have purchased the Houston Astros using a great Groupon they found online.

MLB Satire 

If Other MLB Teams Got Pennants…

November 6, 2013July 31, 2022 Austin

What if the teams that didn’t win the World Series or League Championship got pennants? This is what they would say.

MLB Satire Uncategorized 

A-Rod v. MLB Trial To Be Heard By Judge Judy

October 23, 2013October 23, 2013 Joe

Alex Rodriguez has pushed to have his lawsuit against Major League Baseball be heard by TV’s most famous judge, Judge Judy.

MLB 

What Andy Petite Said To Mariano Rivera On The Mound

September 27, 2013September 27, 2013 Austin

In his last game at Yankee Stadium, Mariano Rivera was brought to tears. Not because of the unforgettable moment, but because of what Andy Petite whispered in his ear.

MLB 

A-Rod’s Fake I.D. Found At Biogenesis Clinic

September 3, 2013September 5, 2013 Joe

It’s now clear how Alex Rodriguez was linked to the biogenesis clinic in Miami… He left his fake I.D. there.

MLB 

PICTURE: Red Sox Fan Thinks “A-Rod is A-Looser”

August 19, 2013August 19, 2013 Austin

This guy must really hayt the Yankeys.

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