New York Yankees
UPDATE: A-Rod Is Still Hung Up On J-Lo, Poses With The Red Porsche He Gifted Her
A-Rod still isn’t over J-Lo. How do I know? Because now he’s posting photos of himself with the gift he got here: a red Porsche.
Gerrit Cole Could’ve Outright Admitted To Using Spider Tack & Wouldn’t Have Sounded As Guilty As His Actual Answer
Gerrit Cole isn’t doing himself any favors by dispelling rumors that he uses Spider Tack to help him pitch. Especially with answers like this.
A-Rod Is Still Setting A Place At The Family Dinner Table For J-Lo But He’s Doing Fine, Why Do You Ask?
A-Rod is down bad after J-Lo broke up with him last month and let’s check in on him once more and oh yeah, still down bad. Reeeeal bad.
LeBron James Is The Worst Kind Of Sports Fan
LeBron James is apprently a Dodgers fan now, which we should’ve seen coming. He moved to LA and they’re good. This makes him the worst kind of sports fan.
Not Going To Say I Nailed Dr. Fauci’s First Pitch, But I Totally Nailed It
Dr. Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night and, well, it did NOT go well. At all. However, we’re not surprised. We called it.
Sports Logos, But They’re Cake
Apparently everything on the Internet these days are cake. Everything including these sports logos. In fact, you’ve been cake this whole time.