Real Madrid Begins Contract Negotiations With 7-Year-Old
If Real Madrid is serious about signing a 7-year-old to their team, they need to be serious about their negotiations.
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Real Madrid vs. 109 Chinese Children
What happens when you take one of the world’s greatest soccer teams and match them up against over 100 little Chinese children?
Soccer Players Kick Balls
Finally, someone kicks a ref in the gonads.
Minor League Soccer 90-Yard Goal
Anytime you willingly choose to watch a highlight from a semi-professional soccer game, you know it’s something special.
Paul The Octopus, An Octotribute
In the early morning hours yesterday, famous World Cup analyst Paul The Octopus was found dead. We pay homage with this remembrance post.
Fútbol Fun!
Who says fútbol (soccer in our country) can’t be fun?! We have some videos for you to see that beg to differ.
Fútbol Celebrations, Football Celebrations, and Canadian Baseball
This post includes everything that the title says. Fútbol celebrations, football celebrations, and Canadian baseball… Well, Canadian baseball grounds crews, but it’s nearly the same thing.
FIFA Refuses To Utilize Instant Replay. Nice.
Kyle gives his argument for FIFA as to why instant replay should NOT be used in the World Cup matches.
Dear Landon Donovan
Here is a much deserving letter to America’s hero, Landon Donovan. Everyone, and we mean everyone, is appreciative. Just read this letter.
Profiling Thy Enemy: Advancement Scenarios Edition
Jared’s back with more soccer, this time looking at the different scenarios for the U.S. going into the Algeria match.
Casual Soccer Fan Finds Difficulty Describing Game in Detail
It has been determined that many American’s still know nothing about soccer. We got our Investigative Satirical Reporter Kyle on the story.
Profiling Thy Enemy, 6/10: Frank Lampard
After a day off, Jared continues preparing you for England by looking at an anti-American hero, Frank Lampard.