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Soccer Players Kick Balls

For those people that say soccer isn’t an exciting sport, would you ever see this in American football?

You might see Albert Haynesworth stomp on someone’s face or a referee throw a flag at Orlando Brown’s eye. (no, not Disney Channel’s Orlando Brown) But you’ll never see a referee get kicked in the he-man zone. Considering soccer is popular everywhere else in the world but here, it’s safe to say that those foreigners get it better than us. We claim to like violence, by watching MMA, The Jerry Springer Show, and Steven Seagal movies with no plot, but we don’t allow it in any of our sports. I say we get soccer popular in America. Then we implement a rule stating: “If you can kick a referee in the nuts and get away with it, your team gets a goal.”

If you have any violent rules that would make soccer more enjoyable, comment below with them.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter (which he apparently thought was important enough to share here). He also wears pants everyday.

Austin

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