World Cup
Paul The Octopus, An Octotribute
In the early morning hours yesterday, famous World Cup analyst Paul The Octopus was found dead. We pay homage with this remembrance post.
The World Cup’s Winningest Losers
America didn’t win the World Cup. So why have a World Cup Recap that has a positive outlook on the month-long tournament? Instead, we break down the best of the losers.
FIFA Refuses To Utilize Instant Replay. Nice.
Kyle gives his argument for FIFA as to why instant replay should NOT be used in the World Cup matches.
Dear Landon Donovan
Here is a much deserving letter to America’s hero, Landon Donovan. Everyone, and we mean everyone, is appreciative. Just read this letter.
Profiling Thy Enemy: Advancement Scenarios Edition
Jared’s back with more soccer, this time looking at the different scenarios for the U.S. going into the Algeria match.
Casual Soccer Fan Finds Difficulty Describing Game in Detail
It has been determined that many American’s still know nothing about soccer. We got our Investigative Satirical Reporter Kyle on the story.
Profiling Thy Enemy, 6/10: Frank Lampard
After a day off, Jared continues preparing you for England by looking at an anti-American hero, Frank Lampard.
Friday Fun – World Cup Edition
The World Cup is upon us. The U.S. plays their first game tomorrow. To help you get excited for it, check out these two videos!
Profiling Thy Enemy, 6/9: Fabio Capello
Jared continues to prepare you for the US-England game by looking at England’s manager, Fabio Capello. Spoiler! He’s Italian.
Profiling Thy Enemy, 6/8: John Terry
We’re just four days away from the much-anticipated US-England game. Jared continues to prepare you by taking a gander at John Terry
Has It Been 4 Years Already?!
Guess what week it is? Correct! Sunday June 6 – Saturday June 12! Well, and World Cup week also. The only things that feel appropriate to talk about are bad nicknames and bold predictions.