I Finally Cut My Hair
Welp, it’s gone. Austin cut his hair. The year of looking like a haggard mess is gone. Join him for the final ride.
Nothing to do with sports
Everybody Knows Someone Who Baked Bread During Quarantine, But Microsoft Took It Too Far
MICROSOFT, YOU SICK FREAKS! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO OUR BELOVED CLIPPY?! THIS BREAD CRAZE HAS GOT TO STOP!
Some Pranksters Changed The Hollywood Sign To Say “HOLLYBOOB” – Classic!
Six people snuck into the Hollywood sign and changed it to read “Hollyboob.” Why? Why not?! It’s hilarious!
Can’t Believe We Wasted Our First Internet Cancellation Of 2021 On ‘Bean Dad’
Really, guys? We’re going to waste our first Internet cancellation of the year on someone nicknamed Bean Dad? Let’s get over ourselves and chill out a bit.
Home Depot Is Recalling Ceiling Fans For Detaching Blades. Also, Good Luck Sleeping Tonight!
Well isn’t this just the news we needed? Ceiling fans detaching enough to the point where Home Depot had to recall them. Just when we thought we were safe.
Please Join Me In Pouring One Out For Snow Days
Remember snow days? Kids these days won’t. Now that coco has taken away going to actual school & replaced it with virtual learning, kids will never get off.
How Many Monoliths Did It Take Before Everyone Was Completely Over Them? The Answer Is 3
A third mysterious mononolith has appeared in California, and judging by the reaction, everyone is done caring. In fact, many are annoyed by these things.
It’s Holiday Season, But More Importantly, It’s GIFT GUIDE SEASON! Here’s What To Get A Guy
Every blog on the Internet is required to give you a gift guide each holiday season and here is ours which may or may not be brought to you by MANSCAPED.
A Mysterious Metal Monolith Was Found Deep In The Desert & It’s No Big Deal, But We’re Probably All Gonna Die
WTF is this thing? We have a few guesses, but no they are nowhere close to the truth. Are we in danger? Shouldn’t we be more worried about this? We’rd dead.
Green Ooze Was Found Underground In Toronto, So Don’t Tell Me The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Aren’t Real
In a sinkhole in Toronto, there was discovered to be some bright green slime, which city officials claim they put there on purpose. Sure. It’s TMNT time.
Good News: Dr. Fauci Says Santa Claus Is Immune From Spreading COVID-19
Dr. Fauci announced that everyone’s favorite fat man, Santa Claus, is apparently immune from catching or spreading COVID. Looks like Christmas can continue!
There Are Reports That North Korea May Weaponize Dolphins And I Gotta Tip My Cap On That One
There are reports that North Korea is looking to weaponize dolphins and if that’s true then, well, I don’t know how you overcome that.