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Cardinals Have The Most Exciting Team In Baseball Right Now, But The Most Boring Twitter Account
There is no one hotter than the St. Louis Cardinals right now and no one lamer than the St. Louis Cardinals Twitter account right now.
Our Instagram Account Is BACK! …Kinda. Follow @korkedbats2
Well, we finally have our Instagram account back. Kinda. We actually just started a new one. But this means we NEED your help!
RIP In Peace To Twitter Fleets
Welp, it was fun while it lasted. And by fun, I mean it was ok. Ok, it was kinda dumb. In fact, it sucked. But alas, Fleets are no more. RIP.
Sorry, Instagram Parents, But Kids Will 1000% Remember A Day Watching TV More Than Some Lame Hike In The Woods
Oh no. The Instagram parents have struck again. This time by carrying a sign into the woods claiming that kids won’t remember TV watching.
Cowboys Are Starting *Checks Notes* Ben DiNucci At QB, So Let’s Break Down His LinkedIn Profile
The Cowboys are starting some guy named Ben DiNucci at quarterback. Let’s get to know him by breaking down his LinkedIn profile.
Our Instagram Account (@korkedbats) Has Been Locked By Serbian Tennis Fans (We Think.)
Our Instagram account has been locked. Why? We think we have an idea, and it involves Serbian tennis fans who were overly sensitive about Djokavic’s DQ.
Happy Birthday, Michael Keaton! America’s Instagram Dad
Today is Michael Keaton’s birthday. From Beetlejuice to Batman to Multiplicity to Birdman, we’ve learned nothing more than that Keats is America’s dad.
Mark Zuckerberg Invented Facebook But Doesn’t Know How To Properly Apply Sunscreen
The inventor of Facebook may have invented Facebook, but he has no idea how to properly apply sunscreen to his face as noted from his Hawaii vacation.