USA Beats Italy Sparking Drunken Debate at This One Bar
America beat Italy, 1-0, causing many arguments and brawls amongst Americans and Italians. This is one of them.
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Hipster Accidentally Catches Football While Smoking on Park Bench, Turns Life Around
Chase MacDermmit was just your typical hipster. Sitting on a park bench, smoking a cigarette. When, from out of nowhere, a football came and changed his life.
Austin Rivers Deified in Controversial Duke Religious Admin Decision
Immediately following last night’s epic win over rival North Carolina, Duke University’s Board of Religious Affairs voted unanimously to deify Austin Rivers.
Mighty Ducks 4: Life Off The Ice – Part X: “The Grand Finale”
This is it. The face off to end all face-offs.
Other Criminals Requesting Mayweather-esque Jail Term Pushback
Now that courts have allowed Floyd Mayweather Jr. to push back his prison sentence, other criminals are attempting to do the same.
SEC Schedules Released, Texas A&M Wants Back In Big 12
The 2012 SEC schedules were released this morning. Upon reviewing them, Texas A&M has submitted a request to return to the Big 12.
Christmas Games
One Chris Nester classic is primarily a spectator sport, but don’t let that turn you away. It’s a holiday game among families all around the world, whether they realize they’re playing or not.
Tebow Upsets Retirement Home By “Just Winning” Bingo
Tim Tebow, as part of his mandated community outreach services with the Broncos, visited a nursing home… where he won at bingo.
Cards… I Mean, Rams Fans
When Pujols left, people freaked out a little. The thought of having to cheer for the Rams or worse, the Blues, was too much to bear.
Famed Magician’s Dove Dies at Age 3
This holiday weekend a number of birds died, but only one of them was one half of the best two-member magical act this country’s ever seen.
Pujols Signs with Cardinals for Shaq’s Proposed $300 Million Deal
“It make sense ang, I love dee city,” said the future hall-of-famer, Albert Pujols.
Colordado On Craig’s List
It’s becoming more and more apparent that the Pac-12 Conference is regretting their decision of adding the Colorado Buffaloes.