The Crime We Least Expected To See In The NBA Bubble: Identity Theft
There’s a crime spreading around the NBA bubble that has taken many by surprise. One you may not realize without our assistance. We’re here to shine light.
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A Frozen Ship Was Found Off The Coast of Antarctica, And We Finally Found Out What’s Inside
There have been many conspiracies floated about what this frozen ship found off the coast of Antarctica is, but finally, we have the answer.
Here Are 7 Of The 10 Million Reasons Brett Brown Should Be Fired
Is Brett Brown the worst coach of all time? No. He’s even worse. Why? Here are a few items plucked off the never-ending list of reasons.
If The MLS ‘Bubble’ Pops, I’m Worried About Other Sports Making It Work
The MLS canceled a game today, and if they had to do this while living in a bubble, should we hold out hope that the other sports will work?
The NBA Is Working On A Plan Similar To The One We Made Up For Their Other Eight Teams
Does Adam Silver read Korked Bats? You tell me, brainiac! Because according to the idea the NBA is hinting at about the 8 worst teams, it appears he does.
Kevin Durant Proves Once And For All He’s a Snake
Kevin Durant recently purchased an ownership stake in the MLS’s Philadelphia Union. The mascot of this team? You guessed it. A snake!
A Brilliant Idea For The 8 Teams Not Included In The NBA’s Plan To Return
The NBA has a plan to return with 22 of their teams. But what happens to the other 8 during this time. We have an idea as to what they can play for.
The NBA Is Coming Back: Here Are Our 10 Biggest Takeaways
With the NBA coming back, here are our 10 biggest takeaways. Including what do they say after they win it all? “I’m staying at Disney World!”
There Is Hope (And Hoops) In This World
What’s the best way to handle all the stress among protestors right now? Play some hoops. A couple of people wheeled a hoop downtown and did just that.
It’s Been 5 Days And I Can’t Stop Thinking About How Long Michael Jordan’s Cigar Is
Michael Jordan’s cigar from one of the final shots of The Last Dance documentary is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long.
In The Least Shocking News of The Decade, LeBron Would’ve Loved To Be Teammates With Jordan
LeBron said he would love to be Jordan’s teammate saying, “Me personally, the way I play the game, I feel like my best assets work perfectly with Mike.”
The Best Tweets From The Last Dance – Episode 9 & 10
We gathered some of our Korked Bats team’s best tweets along with other people’s best tweets recapping episodes 9 and 10 of The Last Dance.