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The Country Is Divided And The Only Thing That Can Bring Us Together Is Boban Marjanović

Boban Marjanović is a renaissance man. He is a professional basketball player, a social media icon, a movie star, and just might be the key to world peace.

For anyone unfamiliar with him (I doubt that applies to anyone reading this), he is currently a member of the Dallas Mavericks and was most recently seen on the big screen in John Wick: Chapter 3—Parabellum


The Serbian Stallion (only I can call him that) stands at 7-feet, 4-inches, with an astounding 7’10” wingspan. Oddly enough, his mother and father are only 5’4” and 5’5”, respectively. The only thing larger than Boban’s physical stature, however, is his personality. سلوتس He’s amassed quite a following on social media, and has given everyone a glimpse into his close friendship with Tobias Harris of the Philadelphia 76ers (former teammates together with the L.A. Clippers and also in Philadelphia). Anyone who crosses paths with Boban immediately falls in love with everything about him. His cheerful and bubbly personality is infectious, and he is able to bring the best out of anyone — even the least suspecting of characters.

This is Marcus. Marcus is a hard-nosed guy from North Philly. casino arab He means business and is known to ruffle a few feathers. 

Last night, however, as the Mavericks and the Clippers faced off in the first round of the 2020 NBA Playoffs, we saw a different side of Marcus. Guess who was at the center of that? Boban.

As they were lined up next to one another in the key as Montrezl Harrell shot some free throws, the camera catches Morris turning to Boban and saying, “You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever met. You’re my guy.”

Marcus. Morris. Said that. 

Ladies and gentleman, I hereby officially nominate (with all of the power I have) Boban Marjanovic for a Nobel Peace prize in NBA relations.

He is the hero we need, and definitely not the one we deserve. سباق الخيل

This post was written by Hubb. Follow him on IG: @erikemeryhubbard


Erik, AKA Hubb, is Philly born and bred, loves memes and his dog, is always Hailing to Pitt, and he doesn’t have an appendix.


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