THE NBA IS BACK! Here’s A Helpful Guide To The Most Important Storylines
After an offseason that felt shorter than Nate Robinson, the NBA is back. And if you haven’t been keeping tabs on the storylines, here’s a quick refresher.
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The Ball Brothers Had A Night: LaMelo Was Drafted 3rd Overall & Lonzo Was On ‘The Masked Singer?’
LaMelo Ball was drafted 3rd overall in the NBA Draft and… WTF?! Lonzo Ball was on The Masked Singer?? What a weird night for the Balls.
Alternate Uniforms Are Pretty Cool, Until The 76ers Try And Do It Apparently
The Philadelphia 76ers dropped their new city uniforms, and guess what, they kinda suck. Good to know Ben Simmons had a hand in making them though.
LeBron James Is The Worst Kind Of Sports Fan
LeBron James is apprently a Dodgers fan now, which we should’ve seen coming. He moved to LA and they’re good. This makes him the worst kind of sports fan.
The Plot For ‘Space Jam 2’ Is Here And Well, It’s Going To Suuuuuck
The plot for LeBron’s Space Jam 2 is finally here, and the only 2 good words about it are Don Cheadle. Everything else is well, unsurprisngly disappointing.
Doc Rivers Brings Something To The 76ers They’ve Been Missing For Years: An Actual Coach
Doc Rivers is officially the head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers, and Gator could not be more ecstatic. Especially for following Brett Brown.
5 Facts You NEED to Know About The 2020 NBA Finals
Miami Heat. Los Angeles Lakers. The NBA Finals tips off tonight and Gator’s got you covered with 5 facts you NEED to know.
LeBron Walking Out Of The NBA Players Meeting & Hopping on Madden Is The Most Relatable Thing He’s Ever Done
LeBron James stormed out of the players only NBA meeting in frustration. And he took that frustration out on some sticks. So freaking relatable.
7 Best Candidates To Replace Brett Brown As Sixers Head Coach
Ding dong Brett Brown is gone, Brett Brown is gone. Ding dong the wicked Brett Brown is goooone. But now who should replace him? Here’s seven ideas.
The Country Is Divided And The Only Thing That Can Bring Us Together Is Boban Marjanović
The country is in a dark place and the only bright light is Boban Marjanović. The only man to get Marcus Smart to give a compliment. Boban is a human oasis.
Is Sixers Head Coach Brett Brown A Spy??? It’s Worth Asking The Question
We have a theory, and really it’s the only theory worth excercising. Is Brett Brown a spy? That would explain how inexplicably bad he’s been.
The Entire Timeline Of How The NBA Destroyed The Sixers Franchise
In a completely unbiased take, Gator Flint lays out exactly how the NBA screwed over the Sixers franchise from start to finish.