Not Sure I’m Ready To Live In A World Where Peyton Manning Is Hot
Peyton Manning is apparently hot now? And he has abs?? Two revelations I was certainly not prepared for. Does this make him the ultimate catch?
Author: A.D.
A.D. Gave His Crown of the Week to Chase Claypool In Person
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Chase Claypool for being the greatest Canadian football player of all time.
The Browns Finally Have A QB With More Wins In Their Own Stadium Than Ben Roethlisberger
It only took about two decades, but the Cleveland Browns finally got themselves a quarterback who has more home wins in their stadium than Big Ben.
Quarantine Forced Minkah Fitzpatrick Into Veganism – Our Thoughts And Prayers Go Out To Him
Quarantine apparently forced Minkah Fitzpatrick into veganism, and our hearts couldn’t go out to him more. What an awful year its been.
Former NFL Great Danny Woodhead Is Now A Pro Golfer In A Move We All Probably Expected
In a move we probably all saw coming, Danny Woodhead is now a professional golfer in a branch of the PGA that we didn’t even know existed. Of course. Go DW!
A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Joe
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Joe Mixon for not only being named Joe but also for being good at football.
Finally, Some Good News About Subway
If you hate Subway as much as A.D., then this news is good news. Subway bread is not actually bread. You read that correctly.
Did The Titans Fake COVID Tests To Get A.J. Brown Healthy?
Time to open up your eyes, sheeple. Stay woke. See what’s REALLY going on. The Titans are faking COVID just to get A.J. Brown healthy for their season.
A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Rex
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Rex Burkhead for being super #Cali chill with his surfing into the endzone.
What Do You Do After An NFL Win? If You’re James Conner, You Take Ridiculous Modeling Photos
Just like everyone has their own pregame routine, many guys have their own postgame routine as well. Like James Conner, who likes to model for pics on IG.
A.D.’s Crown Of The Week Goes To Yet Another Aaron (Shocker.)
Each week, we give a crown. This week’s crown goes to Aaron Jones for not only his insane fantasy performance this week, but for giving us the Lambeau Leap.
Did I Curse The Great Saquon Barkley And His Fantasy Owners?
Saquon Barkley tore his ACL yesterday less than a week after A.D. wrote about how he had fewer rushing yards than 24 quarterbacks in football. Oops.