What Do You Do After An NFL Win? If You’re James Conner, You Take Ridiculous Modeling Photos

James Conner had a hell of a game Sunday against the Texans, who apparently suck now? He went off for 109 rushing yards and a tuddy while adding 40 yards receiving. That type of stat line begs the question: is this enough to earn James a Christian McCaffrey-esque GQ photoshoot? Is James attempting to become the NFL’s second “slashie” (model/football player)?

James certainly thinks so:

This looks like James asked his little brother to snap some photos of him “for the ‘gram.” This looks like James is excited to graduate high school with the rest of the class of 2021. This looks like James is about to go apple picking. This looks like the kind of picture that has nothing to do with the phrase, “seems I got it figured out.” This looks like James is still learning how to celebrate when his team is 3-0.

Perhaps James should learn from his mistakes and never post a picture like this again.

I wasn’t the only one who wasn’t a fan of James photo selection following a 28-21 Steelers victory over the Texans:

James was roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey in the comments. To reiterate what teammate Eric Ebron said, “good game and all but this ain’t it.” Maybe the scouts over at GQ are waiting in the trenches for their next running back photo shoot. But honestly, if James keeps playing that way, perhaps GQ will come knocking?