Mark Zuckerberg Invented Facebook But Doesn’t Know How To Properly Apply Sunscreen
The inventor of Facebook may have invented Facebook, but he has no idea how to properly apply sunscreen to his face as noted from his Hawaii vacation.
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VIDEO: We Took Disney’s Reopening Promo And Made It As Scary As It Should Be
Disney World reopened this weekend which is great news for anyone who wants to inject COVID directly into their bloodstream! We made their commercial scary.
That Insane Ja Rule Greek Restaurant Commercial Is Just A Promo For His Latest TV Show, Because Of Course It Is
You’ve probably seen that commercial of Ja Rule hyping a local Greek restaurant by now. Well, as I’m sure you suspected, it’s part of a TV show.
Apparently This Is A Model Of What Netflix Addicts Will Look Like In 20 Years
Ever wonder what netflix addicts will look like in 20 years? No? Me neither. But apparently someone did and had models made to show it off.
In Typical 2020 Fashion, Turns Out We Read The Mayan Calendar Wrong. The World’s Ending This Week
In the biggest mistake of 2020 & quite possibly human civilization, conspiracy theorists miscalculated the Mayan calendar. The world’s ending this week.
Some Advice On What To Get Your Dad For Father’s Day
Struggling to find something to get your dad for Father’s Day this year? It’s not that difficult, numnuts. Just follow this advice and you’re set.
The First Trailer For The Newest ‘Bill & Ted’ Sequel Is Here
The highly anticipated first trailer for the new Bill & Ted sequel, Bill & Ted: Face The Music, is here and it’s well… nostalgic, but not too promising.
Let’s Breakdown The Outfit of The Guy Who Tried To Burn Down Nashville’s Historic Courthouse
Bad look to be arrested for trying to burn down a historic site in your city. Even worse look to do so while wearing Hollister clothes from 2006.
“Cracker Barrel Now Serving Alcohol” is The Most Needed Headline of 2020
2020 has only been full of bad news. Until now. Cracker Barrel is doing a slow roll out of alcohol at their locations. Meaning… MIMOSAS AT THE BARREL!
Good News To Tickle Your Fancy: Costco’s Free Samples Are Coming Back!
In what has felt like six months worth of bad news, finally we’re hit with some good news. Costco is bringing back their free samples to stores!
Quick To Listen, Slow To Speak
If you feel uncomfortable right now, as many of us do, be quick to listen and slow to speak – a lost art in this country, but one that’s desperately needed.
NASA Found A Parallel Universe Where Time Runs Backward And Apparently No One Even Cares
Oh by the way, NASA just so happened to discover a parallel dimension where time moves backwards and stuff. Sorry, you were too busy watching TikTok videos.