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Padres Are Going All In This Year & It’ll Work Out Because Things Always Do For The Padres
The San Diego Padres are going all in this year and before we crown them as World Series champs, let’s remember, they’ve done this before.
Want Some Juicy MLB Gossip? Rob Manfred’s Apparently Staging Fake Player Protests
Mets gonna Mets? Not this time. Rob Manfred gonna Rob Manfred. Check out this tea spilt on a live stream earlier today with the Mets-Marlins protest.
Yadier Molina Says “F*** COVID” While Hanging Out In A Group In A Very Responsible And Now Deleted Instagram Post
Glad to see the Cardinals are taking their preventive COVID-19 measures so seriously. Wait. What’s that? They’re not?! What the hell, Yadi?!
Hey Geriatrics, It’s Time To Take Your Wrinkly Arthritis Hands Off Baseball!
Hey old people, nothing against you, but do you mind giving us baseball now? Every other sport has been passed down to younger generations except baseball.
Baseball’s Unwritten Rules, Written Down
Often in the game of baseball, you hear of the unwritten rules. We decided to take the time to write out the unwritten rules so we know what they are.
Dusty Baker Says Jose Altuve‘s Struggles Are “Killing Him” Which Is Sad Because HAHAHAHAHA!
Jose Altuve is clearly struggling this season without the aid of a trash can to tell him what pitch is coming, and per Dusty Baker its “killing him.”
Is The Phillies Bullpen The Worst In Baseball’s 151-Year History? SPOILER: Right Now, Yes
Is this year’s Phillies bullpen the worst in the 151-year history of Major League Baseball? What if I told you yes, as of now it is? Well, it is.
A Breakdown of Mike Piazza’s Baywatch Cameo
Normally we only do breakdowns for sports, but when a clip of Mike Piazza’s cameo on Baywatch from 1994 goes viral, we had to break down it too.
“Having Kids Sucks,” Says Every New Parent Not Named Mike Trout
Mike Trout is the best player in baseball. What if I told you the best player just got better, in a way no human has EVER gotten better, by having a kid.
The Junk Drawer: The Rock Buys The XFL, Cardinals Went To A Casino, And Jeff Bezos Is Rich
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah The Rock buying the XFL, OBJ, blah blah, Cardinals Casino blah blah!
Phillies Lose Pitching Coach, Proceed To Forget How To Pitch
Phillies baseball is back and off to a pretty predictable Phillies start! The good news is Philly fans will probably take this in stride and not overreact.