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Walk-Up Music Is Tired, Baseball Players Announcing Their Own At Bats Is Wired

July 28, 2021October 29, 2022 Austin

This needs to be a thing. Players should show off their true talent & have to announce their own games. They probably did it in the old days.

Doin' Beers MLB 

REMINDER: Send Us Pictures Of Your Stadium Beers!

April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 Austin

We tried this last year – which ended up being a bad idea, since, you know, COVID – but this year we want you to send us stadium beer pics!

Entertainment MLB TV Shows 

The Ocean Called And This Is The Greatest Bobblehead of The Year

March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Austin

The Jacksoville Shrimp are dropping one of the greatest bobbleheads ever, depicting George from Seinfeld and infamous “The Ocean Called” episode.

NBA 

EXCLUSIVE: LeBron James Wearing His New Team’s Uniform

June 24, 2014June 24, 2014 Austin

After he opted out of his contract with the Miami Heat, we’ve obtained an exclusive picture of LeBron James in his new team’s uniform.

MLB Satire 

Miguel Olivo’s Restaurant Chain To Begin Serving New Dish Called Alex GuerrEARo

May 23, 2014May 23, 2014 Austin
MLB Satire 

Dodgers Update Their Safety Sign After Ear-Biting Altercation

May 21, 2014May 21, 2014 Austin

Los Angeles Dodgers minor league catcher Miguel Olivo bit off a piece of teammate Alex Guerrero’s ear. This forced the Dodgers to update their team’s safety sign.

All Sports 

If Sports League Logos Talked…

October 7, 2013October 7, 2013 Austin

This is what professional sports logos would say if they could talk…

All Sports 

If Sports League Logos Talked…

December 7, 2011 Austin

Ever wonder what professional sports league logos would say if they could talk? You have now. Here’s what they would say.

MLB 

Minor League, Major Fight

July 13, 2011 Austin

You’ve got to fight, for your right, to play in the Major Leagues. Literally.

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