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11 Suggested Lines For Home Run Derby Commentators
With a new lead announcer for this year’s MLB Home Run Derby, we give lines that might be helpful to use during the broadcast, like: “Going, going, gone!”
27 LaVar Ball Quotes That Prove He’s A Monster
We’ve compiled a list of LaVar Ball quotes that prove, once and for all, that the man is an absolute monster.
Shaquille O’Neal Statue Outside Staples Center Already Feuding With Kobe
The Shaquille O’Neal statue was erected outside of Staples Center this morning and reports from the area claim it is already feuding with Kobe Bryant.
Charles Oakley Becomes First Fan To Be FORCED To Leave A Knicks Game Early
New York Knicks great Charles Oakley made franchise history this week when he became the first Knicks fan to be FORCED to leave a game early.
REPORT: George H.W. Bush Still Being Wheeled Out For Super Bowl Coin Toss
Reports have been confirmed that President George H.W. Bush is still being wheeled out for the Super Bowl LI ceremonial coin toss.
Brett Favre Accidentally Snapchats Picture of Something Other Than His Junk
Former NFL quarterback Brett Favre accidentally sent out a picture of something other than his junk, and is deeply sorry for the mistake.
Frustrated Player To Be Named Later Demands No-Trade Clause In Next Contract
Every year, around this time, players are traded from MLB team to MLB team. However, some of them are tired of moving EVERY year.
8 Things Tulane’s Throwback Logo Looks Like
The Tulane Green Wave have unveiled new uniforms that include the school’s throwback logo. A logo that looks very familiar to 8 other things.