Dallas Cowboys
Korked Bets: NFL Thanksgiving Day
While you’re stuffing your face with turkey, why not make some cash on the side? Dan McDude has his picks here for you.
You Want A Hot Take? Tom Brady Isn’t “Reversing The Aging Process” He’s Just On A Super Team
We clown LeBron and Kevin Durant all the time for joining a Super Team, and yet when Brady does it, all the love goes to him. Why?
Jerry Jones Puts Salt On His McGriddle The Way You’d Expect A 78-Year-Old Overbearing Billionaire Owner To
As you’d expect, Jerry Jones doesn’t just ruin the Cowboys. He apparently also ruins perfectly good breakfast sando’s, by adding SALT!
Here’s A List Of 6 Things To Do Instead Of Watching Preseason Football, I Guess?
Preseason football starts today, which is exciting I guess? I dunno. We just want REAL football. So here are things to do to pass the time.
The Cowboys Are So Proud Of “Their Own Legend” Eddie George That They Called Him Eddie James
Not like we should’ve expected the Cowboys to do something right, but they recently recognized “their own legend” Eddie James, aka George.
Let’s Make Fun Of The Cowboys With This Week’s Gameday Grub: Tomahawk Steak
Tomahawk steak screams Texas pride, unlike the Cowboys, who have underachieved since Aikman retired. Let go of the past, and enjoy this fat mass of beef.
A Breakdown Of The Dallas Cowboys’ Fake Punt On Thanksgiving
Remember when the Dallas Cowboys tried running that fake punt from their own 24 in the middle of a close game? Yeah, we broke it down.
The Evidence Is All There, Jerry Jones Has Stopped Paying The Refs
In a year of strange events, the strangest might be that Jerry Jones has appeared to have stopped cheating! Don’t believe it? Check the evidence.
The Junk Drawer: Fights Over Mouthpieces, Cheap Shoes, & Possibly The Last Podcast Ever
A new episode of The Junk Drawer covering all the week’s biggest stories like blah blah Ben DiNucci, cheap shoes, blah blah, Stephon Marbury, Al Pacino, blah blah!
Cowboys Are Starting *Checks Notes* Ben DiNucci At QB, So Let’s Break Down His LinkedIn Profile
The Cowboys are starting some guy named Ben DiNucci at quarterback. Let’s get to know him by breaking down his LinkedIn profile.