RIP In Peace To Twitter Fleets
Welp, it was fun while it lasted. And by fun, I mean it was ok. Ok, it was kinda dumb. In fact, it sucked. But alas, Fleets are no more. RIP.
Nothing to do with sports
Sorry, Instagram Parents, But Kids Will 1000% Remember A Day Watching TV More Than Some Lame Hike In The Woods
Oh no. The Instagram parents have struck again. This time by carrying a sign into the woods claiming that kids won’t remember TV watching.
The Guy Who Spent 15 Hours In A Waffle House Is A Reminder That Grit Still Has To Pay Up On Our Bet
A guy spent 15 (not 24) hours in a Waffle House as part of a fantasy football punishment, which reminds us… Grit still owes us a TikTok.
The Top 6 Random Things Austin Found In His Basement Before Moving
Before the move to Chicago became official and before the moves came, Austin had to clean out his basement and in doing so found gold.
My Hotel For The Past Week Was Really Small, So I Brought ‘MTV Cribs’ Along To Show It Off
After hotel living for a while, Austin moved into a smaller, more affordable hotel. Keyword: smaller. He takes MTV Cribs along for a tour.
VIDEO: I Moved To Chicago Solely To See The Bean
Austin moved to Chicago a couple of weeks ago and documented his trip up. Here is the video of that trip, including seeing a conestoga wagon.
Shoutout To Weekends
If you don’t like weekends, then get the hell out. Korked Bats is a massive advocate for weekends. Big weekend blog right here. So enjoy!
Some Cool Personal News
Austin has some cool news about his personal life which also equates to Korked Bats in a way. Here’s a hint: Chicago.
Great, Here We Go Again: Our Instagram Has Been Deactivated… This Time Thanks To Dana White
Welp, we’re in the same boat again. Our Instagram account has been deactivated. This time thanks to that douche bag Dana White.
Might Just Be Me, But It Feels Like We’re Doomed When Scientists Say Subatomic Particles Are Breaking Laws Of Physics
Just a normal Wednesday, right? Wake up, grab a cup of joe, open the New York Times & read scientists say the laws of physics are breaking.
JUST ANNOUNCED: Spotify Is Working On Inventing Radio
Spotify is working on a concept known as live-podcasts which sounds cool in theory until you realize it’s just radio. Which they haven’t yet.
Naturally, The Internet Has Now Turned On Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tail Guy
Remember Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tails guy? Well, everyone hates him now. Less than 48 hours after he rose to fame, his time has come.