Great, Here We Go Again: Our Instagram Has Been Deactivated… This Time Thanks To Dana White
Well, here we go again, dammit.
Is there anything worse than logging in to Instagram to scroll the timeline and seeing this message:
Oh. Cool. Great. Awesome. I swear if Randy Johnson was behind this….
Move over Randy, Korked Bats has a new public enemy #1: Dana White and the UFC. I always thought it was ironic that a fat, bald guy was the President of the “Ultimate Fighting Championship”, ha, more like “Ultimate Fake Cowards.” #sickburn
If you’re sitting there wondering: haven’t I heard this story before? Yes, yes you have.
It led us to apologizing to an entire country for a harmless joke. And fortunately, thanks to our followers getting behind the movement, we rose from the ashes.
But this, this is different. We were simply sharing a highlight from a UFC fight. Some dude got absolutely knocked out cold… and then so did our Instagram account.
Screw you, Dana White. You fat slob. You out-of-shape Mr. Clean bitch. We’re sharing your clips. We’re building interest for YOUR sport. Perhaps getting in front of eyes who don’t see it. It’s not like we were illegally streaming the Pay Per View. We posted that clip AFTER the fact. Ugh.
It’s funny how the NBA lets people share content, and oh, would you look at that, they’re the 2nd most popular sport on the planet behind soccer. Weird.
Even MLB, who is America’s pastime for crying out loud, reversed their stance on sharing clips. Welcome to the 21st century Dana Douche Bag White. #sickburnagain
Oh good, now our account just might get deleted. Sweet. Are we the bad boys of Instagram or what??
What a convenient time for IG to confirm that we aren’t robots. If we never check that box does that confirm their suspicions? It’s going to be a long 30 days if that’s how long we’re locked up for.
But now Dana White is dead to us. Never watching another fight again. So we’re going to need your help… again… we have to bring it back #FreeKorkedBats. Go shout it from the mountain top. All hands on deck.
