Not Going To Say I Nailed Dr. Fauci’s First Pitch, But I Totally Nailed It
Dr. Fauci threw out the first pitch at the Nationals game last night and, well, it did NOT go well. At all. However, we’re not surprised. We called it.
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Where Did That Dodger Stadium Balloon Come From?!
Where did this balloon come from? No one knows. It’s quickly skyrocketing up the list of life’s greatest mysteries with Stonehenge and aliens and stuff.
The Pittsburgh Blue Jays Were So Close To Becoming A Thing And Now I’m Sad It’s Not
We were so close – SO CLOSE – to getting the Pittsburgh Blue Jays, which would’ve been awesome. Unfortanately now, all we have are the memories.
Why Your Favorite MLB Team Will Win The World Series In 2020
At the start of every baseball season, hope springs eternal. That’s why we wanted to provide a reason why EVERY MLB team will win it all this year.
Don’t Bother Bringing MLB Back If The Dodgers’ BP-Throwing Clubhouse Attendant, Chico, Doesn’t Make The Roster
The Dodgers have somehow done it again. They’ve found a no-name superstar to carry them to another West title. This time, a clubhouse attendant named Chico.
A Chat With Jessica Kleinschmidt, God’s Gift To Baseball Twitter
Jessica Kleinschmidt is one of baseball’s best when it comes to Twitter, writing, and just being cool. She joined us to chat on Instagram. Watch it here.
Jeff Passan Finally Got A Real Bookshelf Background! Let’s Break It Down
Ever since Jeff Passan made the jump to ESPN he’s been talking to the world in front of a fake bookshelf. Today that changed. Let’s break his real one down.
Yes, Baseball’s Back… But Without Mascots
The good news is baseball is coming back. The bad news is that baseball is coming back without mascots on the field of play. Shame on you again, owners!
The Texas Rangers’ New Stadium Is Getting Roasted Online And Here Are The Best Jokes
The Texas Rangers brand new stadium has been getting dragged – and rightfully so – online. So we compiled some of the best jokes on Twitter to share.
A Defense For Philly Sports Fans And The Crazy Stories You Hear About Them
You’ve heard the stories from booing Santa to pelting J.D. Drew with batteries. But have you ever heard a defense for those stories? It’s time to listen up.
Ideas To Liven Up Baseball’s Empty Stands When It Returns
Now that baseball is (maybe) coming back, what should we do about the empty stadiums that the players will be playing in? Don’t worry, we have ideas.
So, Uh, Baseball Is Back. I Guess? We’d Be Excited If We Weren’t So Annoyed And Exhausted
Apparently baseball is back. So why aren’t I more excited? Oh maybe because of all the time lost, knowing it could’ve already been back.