Question For The NFL: How Exactly Do You Suspend A Retired Guy?
Antonio Brown has been suspended by the NFL for EIGHT games. But jokes on the NFL, he’s retired. Or is he? Honestly, we’re not sure anymore.
Author: A.D.
First A Global Pandemic, Now A Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich?
Read the room, Subway. Now’s not the time to unveil a new trash-ass sandwich. Especially a boneless fake rib meat sandwich, you ghouls!
The Pittsburgh Blue Jays Were So Close To Becoming A Thing And Now I’m Sad It’s Not
We were so close – SO CLOSE – to getting the Pittsburgh Blue Jays, which would’ve been awesome. Unfortanately now, all we have are the memories.
Let’s Relive 8 Of The Greatest, Worst, & Often Forgotten Memories of Antonio Brown
Antonio Brown is retiring. Again. Before he comes back out of retirement, let’s relive some of the top memories of his insanely complicated career.
RIP In Peace To The Modern Day Ticket Stub Collector – Gone, But Not Forgotten
NASCAR’s All-Star Race (which apparently is a thing) is happening this week. Nevermind the fact they’re opening up to fans, they’re doing so SANS tickets.
As If Lions Fans Haven’t Suffered Enough, Reggie Wayne Kicked ‘Em In The Nuts One More Time
As if quarantine hasn’t been hard enough, Reggie Wayne made it a lot harder for Detroit Lions fans byt dropping a story about choosing not to play there.
What Exactly Was In The “Envelope” Mike Tomlin Gave To James Harrison?
WHAT WAS IN THE ENVELOP, JAMES HARRISON?! We have a few ideas and we listed them all out. This is a very serious post, you guys.
“I Guess I Won’t Do This Again,” Woman Calmly Says While Getting Eaten By A Gator
A woman in South Carolina was recently killed by an alligator (RIP) and while being eaten by the gator, calmly said, “I guess I won’t do this again.”
The Weirdest Instagram Ad Is An Ad To Buy Buffalo Bills Field Turf
Scrolling through Instagram can be mundane these days, especially with nothing else… until you come across an ad for guys cutting up Bills field turf!