NFL Satire Saints Will Place Drew Brees In Plastic Bubble For Remainder Of The Season September 19, 2013September 19, 2013 Joe The New Orleans Saints are being extra careful with Drew Brees after seeing his NyQuil commercials.
NFL Satire NFL Hires Ray Lewis As Murder Consultant September 16, 2013September 16, 2013 Joe The NFL has created a new task force and they hired Ray Lewis to be in charge of it.
NFL Satire New York Giants RB David Wilson Reported Missing September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 Joe After fumbling twice in the season opener, New York Giants running back David Wilson has gone missing.
NFL Satire New York Jets Ready To Apologize for 2013 Season September 6, 2013September 6, 2013 Joe As the 2013 NFL regular season kicks off, the New York Jets are already prepared to apologize for their performance.
Satire Usain Bolt To Retire in 2016, Focus On Becoming A Horse September 5, 2013September 5, 2013 Joe Usain Bolt announced yesterday that he will retire from sprinting after the 2016 Olympic Games to focus on becoming a horse.
MLB A-Rod’s Fake I.D. Found At Biogenesis Clinic September 3, 2013September 5, 2013 Joe It’s now clear how Alex Rodriguez was linked to the biogenesis clinic in Miami… He left his fake I.D. there.