Questions of the Week

Each week, I’ll answer some questions about that week’s episode.

Who Won The Night?

without question, Marcos

Anyone who owns wearing a poncho and can limbo under a thoroughbred is ok by me.

Who gets my rose this week?

Marcos, again

Guys, he literally just walked underneath the damn horse like he was sneaking under the velvet rope at a nightclub. Total boss move.

NEW QUESTION: Who DOESN’T get my rose this week?

My local meteorologist

…for eating 6 minutes out of the start of the episode. Look ma’am, unless the storm is bad enough to where Bill Paxton is trying to get Helen Hunt to sign divorce papers, then I don’t need to know about it.

Did Hannah B. show up in this episode?

*sigh* No.

I’m starting to worry about her. Is she ok? Should somebody check on her?

What is your prediction for next week based on the trailer?

I honestly have no idea where this show is headed, other than Auburn, Alabama for Madison’s hometown date. Prior to then, it’s up in the air. I head Natasha say in the trailer, “Hopefully that bitch doesn’t come back.” Which I don’t know who that was about now that Alayah and Tammers are gone. However, I will say, the trailer did give us our first producer wheeling out someone’s suitcase sighting, which is always an annually epic moment.

Until next LATER THIS week… Buh-bye (PP).