Second One-on-One Date

This one-on-one date went to Victoria F., the grown up Lilo from Lilo and Stitch. A lot of people were complaining that this was Victoria F.’s SECOND one-on-one date this season, but technically, her first one was a two-on-one date that she sent Chase Rice home on.

It feels good to just say Chase Rice’s full name again. Chase Rice. Chase Rice. Chase Rice.

The two of them met out in the Chilean countryside where they met a man on a horse named Marcos who looked like he stepped right off the set of Three Amigos. Marcos told Peter and Victoria F. that if the horse trusts you, you can walk underneath it. And then he walked underneath it.

Ok.

Kind of a weird way to start a conversation, but look, Chile’s it’s own country, and I respect that. So Peter and Victoria F. took their time walking under a horse. I mean, it’s probably not the best idea to have a guy who can’t get into a golf cart without slicing open his skull to walk underneath a horse, but who am I to judge?

Later in the date, Victoria F. got really emotional, and at first, I thought she was going to admit that one of the horses was her ex-boyfriend. But rather, she talked about how hard it is for her to see Peter with the other girls.

That night at dinner, Peter looked like a hot mess. Literally. Not because Victoria F. was having a hard time, but because he clearly got sun burnt during the day. And if you paired that with his forehead stitches and frizzy humidity hair, he just looked disheveled. Peter should’ve had a one-on-one date with some aloe vera.

Victoria F. didn’t look much better as she appeared like she was going to throw up while talking to Peter. She signed up for a show where one man dates 25 women at the same time and she couldn’t believe that he was dating other women. She got annoyed, she got short with him, and eventually she got up and walked away.

However, when she walked away, she pulled a Robert Durst and totally left her mic on.

After a producer talked Victoria F. off her proverbial cliff, she came back. Peter, who is obviously obsessed with Victoria F. and her Disney princess cartoon eyes, grabs the rose and tells her nobody has given me this much grief. (Again, failing to realize that if she’s giving you this much grief and difficulty in fantasyland, imagine the kind of grief she’s going to give when you forget to get eggs at the grocery store after driving home from pilot stuff AND start dating 24 other women). He gave her the rose.

Oh, baby. Click the arrow to move onto the two-on-one date…