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Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Korked Bats

That Funny Sports Blog

The Definitive Power Ranking of Batmobiles

1. Robert Pattinson’s Batmobile (2020)

HOT TAKE ALERT: This might be the best Batmobile we’ve seen. It’s practical, which I appreciate. It’s bad ass, which is a necessity for Bruce Wayne. And it’s easy to parallel park.

Plus, we all know how great with the ladies Batman is. You don’t think this ride ups his game tenfold? No, girl wants to be picked up for a date in that battle tank that Christian Bale drives. No, they want to cruise in the Pattinson cruiser.

Honorable mention: the one Batkid rode around with when he saved San Francisco a few years ago.

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Also, if your eyes don’t water up watching that trailer than you are a Batman villain.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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