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Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Definitive Power Ranking of Batmobiles

7. George Clooney’s Batmobile (1997)

In the design meeting for this Batmobile, it feels like when the chief design officer said, “There’s no such thing as a bad idea here. Let’s listen to what you got,” he really meant it. Because there’s not a single idea they turned down for this ride.

“Let’s do blue lights.” Done. “Let’s do red lights.” Done. “Let’s do orange lights.” Done. “Let’s do a really big shark fin on the top.” Done. “No, wait. TWO really big shark fins on top.” Done.

Just then a janitor walks into the meeting room. “You got anything for us?” the boss asks. “But I’m just a janitor,” he says. “Trust me when I say, that doesn’t matter to us,” the boss answers.

“Um, ok. Well, why not make the front of the car wider than the back?” Done!

Personally, I’ve vomited better designs than this.

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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