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Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Korked Bats

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The Definitive Power Ranking of Batmobiles

6. Ben Affleck’s Batmobile (2015)

Remember when Pontiac re-released the Grand Prix with the marketing slogan, “Wider is Better”? This is the Batman version of that.

This feels like if the Christian Bale Batmobile got smashed by a cartoon anvil. While Affleck was undoubtedly the worst Dark Knight, his Batmobile wasn’t. It tried to reconnect the modern tank feel from the Chris Nolan films while also attempting (albeit pretty poorly) to the original Batmobile looks. This Batmobile screams, “I’m trying to get over my divorce with Jennifer Garner.”

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

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