Kelsey In The Hot Seat

First up to the hot seat was Kelsey, the professional clothier from Des Moines, Iowa and supplier of a third of the planet’s tears. If the globe goes under water, it won’t be because of the polar ice caps melting, it will be because Kelsey broke up with someone again.

I can’t remember if this happened while Kelsey was in the hot seat or not, but at one point, Sydney accused Kelsey of calling her a “stupid ass bitch,” to which Kelsey immediately slammed back with, “HEY! I did not call you stupid!” My first thought was, “So you called her an ‘ass bitch?’ That seems kinda weird.” But then Kelsey explained, “I did, however, call you a…. DRAMATIC ass bitch.” Ahh, ok. Because that’s much better. Plus, we should’ve assume Kelsey didn’t call Sydney a “stupid ass bitch,” because these girls were babies when Outkast dropped “Roses.”

Kelsey spent most of her time in the host seat doing the cry-talking thing I referenced earlier. Then Ashley I. came out to confront

Which was a bit ironic, because the girl Ashley I. was pitted against in the desert on a two-on-one date during Chris Soules season was named Kelsey.

THROWBACK:

Ashley I. assured Kelsey that it was ok to cry – of course – and she shouldn’t be shamed for being overly-emotional. She should’ve added, “Just don’t expect to keep a lot of boyfriends… or girlfriends… or any friends.” Then Ashley I. gifted Kelsey with biggest bottle of champagne you’ve ever seen. Which was fitting.

I can’t confirm this, but I assume that bottle lasted Kelsey at least until the next commercial break.

Next up in the hot seat was Victoria F.

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