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Saturday, May 18, 2024

Korked Bats

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A Recap of The Bachelor From A Guy – Episode 7

Questions of the Week

Each week, I answer some questions about that week’s episode.

Who Won The Night?

Natasha

She may have been sent home, but not before getting to cozy up in that store full of mink and fluff.

Who gets my rose this week?

Kelley

Ol’ girl was the most realistic person on this show. She might be the first ever contestant who was self-aware to know the ridiculousness of this show. She knew what it was and that is NOT real life. I honestly wish the casting directors would find more women like her for a change. Then the show will begin to feel more real again.

Did Hannah B. show up in this episode?

No. But just wait.

I have a theory that the whole Chris Harrison saying “we have information that we just found out” right before the final rose is something Hannah B. related. As in, she just filming Dancing With The Stars and she’s ready to come back.

What is your prediction for next week based on the trailer?

Peter’s going to suddenly have doubts in Madison when he discovers just how important abstinence before marriage is for her. The only thing he likes more than Madison is sex. So what happens when an immovable object meets and unstoppable force? We’ll find out very soon.

Plus, what was with Peter’s mom’s plea to BRING HER HOME TO US? Does she know the Oscars already happened? She can’t win for this over-acting.

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Until next week… Buh-bye (PP).

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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