A Recap of The Bachelor From A Guy – Episode 7
Third One-On-One Date
I’m not saying Peter clearly has a type, but Kelsey is the only blonde left. Also, Peter clearly has a type.
Which I have to say this… the fact that Kelsey survived the champagnegate drama with Hannah Ann, the drama with Tam Tam, the drama with Alayah (did she have drama Alayah? I can’t remember, but I’ll just go ahead and assume yes), and yet she’s still here in Peru might be the most shocking in-season turn around since the Tennessee Volunteers last year.
Then again, I don’t know if this to Kelsey’s credit, or just another notch on Peter’s stupid belt.
At the start of the date, they go on ATV ride through some Peruvian mountains, which is always a good idea to have someone who loves alcohol as much as Kelsey operate a motor vehicle.
After the low-rent X-Games, Peter and Kels for some unknown reason went off trail and hiked up a mountainside to just lay down – which, they were on a 45-degree incline, so if you want to call it that.
Peter told Kelsey, “This thing we’re doing right now. It’s the kind of thing I want to do everyday for the rest of our life.” Which is definitely a sustainable goal. I’m sure once the show ends, they’ll be able to take ATV tours through the Peruvian countryside and lay down on the steepest hills every single day. My goodness how can a commercial airline pilot be so clueless?
Kelsey then described her ideal vision of married life, saying, “I want to be able to work a couple days a week but also be at home.” That’s always something you want to hear a potential significant other say. She doesn’t want to work for a WHOLE week, but she also doesn’t want to be home with the kids for a WHOLE week.
After the day portion of the date on the set of Teletubbies, Peter invited Kelsey into his office to interview for the date rose.
“I think you know what next week brings. So tell me about your family and why you deserve this rose?”
Kelsey opens up about her family sitch, which is very sad, and I wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy who accuses me of drinking their champagne. She started crying, which you know aroused Peter more than if she just took her top off. So obviously he gave her the rose, which means Peter would be heading to Iowa next week. Goodness, hasn’t Iowa been through enough disaster over the last few weeks? With this doofus crossing their state line, it’s going to make the caucus the last of their worries.
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