Yea honey, I know it’s time to feed the kids, but I’m about to pitch a no-hitter. These chumps can’t handle my slider because it literally has a four-foot break to it.
For the first time ever, I would like to use Korked Bats to world premiere the first stage of my new passion project: Disney presents “D4: Life Off the Ice.”
If you didn’t get your bets in on time for the Kentucky Derby, don’t worry. This year’s national spelling bee should prove to be a cash cow for the intelligent sports gambler.