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Dusty Baker Named Astros Manager, Revives Nation’s Failing Toothpick Business

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020 Austin

Dusty Baker will be named the Houston Astros new manager, which is good news for both the Astros franchise and the toothpick makers of America.

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