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Friday, April 26, 2024

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Who NOT To Start – Week 11

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You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 11

Fantasy football advice is extremely difficult to find on the Internet. It takes so much time and work every week to not only manage a team, but to help others manage their’s. The amount of studying, preparation, and guessing that goes into each week’s fantasy football column is indescribable. Especially here on Korked Bats. We tell you who NOT to start, instead of who to start, which is considerably harder. Out of the nearly 1,700 NFL players, we have to determine who should sit out. Sure, the odds are in our favor to be considerably accurate, but we strive to deliver the best, most honest and predicative advice on the World Wide Web. Most of our week is put into this craft, just for the benefit of others. Our families and friends are ignored on a weekly basis, just so we can provide solid answers and explanations for you to beat your opposition. So with that said, we want to give you the best fantasy football advice of who NOT to start.

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This week, you shouldn’t start Cleveland Browns wide receiver Miles Austin. Why? I don’t know. Just don’t start him.

There, done.

Check back next week for more advice on Who NOT To Start.

Previous Who NOT To Start Posts: Week 2, Week 3, Week 4, Week 5, Week 6, Week 7, Week 8, Week 9, Week 10

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This post was created by Austin. You can follow him and his jokes on Twitter: @TheAHuff

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Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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