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Friday, April 26, 2024

Korked Bats

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Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 5

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 5

If this blog was called Who To Start, it would be like every other fantasy football advice website on the internet, but also, we would probably encourage you to start either COVID-19, NFL schedulers, or any Tennessee Titans player, especially if you’re in a PPR league (points per rona). But this is a Who NOT To Start Blog. So let’s get into it.

This week, you should NOT start MVS. Now you’re probably thinking, “you mean Marquez Valdez-Scantling, wide receiver for the Green Bay Packers?” And while that is a good guess because he’s coming off a game where he only caught four of eight targets for 45 yards, the answer is no.

I’m referring to Mark “Vin Diesel” Sinclair. Not only should you not start this guy because he’s not on an NFL roster, but you should also not start this guy because of that new song he released with Kygo.

It’s so bad, I think it might be good? But I’m not sure. What I am sure of is he should be nowhere near your fantasy football lineup this week. Bench him. Trust me.

Check last week’s WNTS advice here.

Austin

Austin hosts a country music morning radio show in Chicago after nearly a decade in sports talk radio (The Jim Rome Show, Steve Gorman SPORTS!) Colin Cowherd and Smash Mouth follow him on Twitter and he wears pants every day.

Austin

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