Who NOT To Start In Fantasy Football – Week 14

You can go just about anywhere on the World Wide Web to receive fantasy football advice for who you should start every week. ESPN, Yahoo, Better Homes and Gardens, literally anywhere! However, there is only one place on the World Wide Web where you can go to receive fantasy football advice of who you SHOULD NOT start every week. And that place is KorkedBats.com. You’re welcome.

Week 14

Look, your fantasy league should be in your playoffs right now. And if you’re in them, congrats! You probably didn’t follow (or didn’t need to follow) our advice this season. Respect. But if you’re not in your playoffs, then why are you still clicking on links giving out fantasy football advice? I think you have a serious problem. In fact, it might be time to get help. Use this fantasy football offseason as a time of betterment. Use it to grow. Use it to become normal again. I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but all of your friends have been talking about you behind your back. About how obsessed you are with fantasy football and how it’s really weirding them out. You need to take a break. But thanks for still checking out this post!

This week, you should not start nobody! So I guess that means start everybody? Don’t not start everybody. Wait. If you don’t start nobody, that means you start everybody, right? Then do that. Just fit as many guys as possible into your fantasy roster as possible. See if you can double up in certain positions. Are there any conjoined twins in the NFL? Maybe throw them into your FLEX. Just start everyone. It’s the playoffs. Why not? Can’t answer that, can you? Sure, it’s too dumb of a question to answer, but you still can’t answer it. So just go ahead and do it.